...back in the saddle again...

i hate to say it, but i am back to spending my time in bed...put my back out...what does that mean anyway? put it out...was it on fire?...did it have to be let out to pee?...it wouldn't be so bad, except breathing and blinking hurt, which means no toys to play with in bed...

...this has happened before to lulu...in my little corner of the world, we head straight to the chiropractor to be adjusted...i used to think i was 'well adjusted' but not any more...my last chiropractor had her office up 2 flights of stairs! figure that one out...i switched to a new one after it took me so long to get up the stairs with my gimped back, that her office was closed!...i hate walking about in public with a sore back...the little waddle and shuffle it takes to get around always invite the curious to ask questions...do you have a sore leg? did you hurt your back? are you stiff? i like to calm their curious minds by answering, "no, my hemorrhoid applicator is stuck up my ass"...the conversation usually ends there...