...i popped my cherry...

it's official...i popped my cherry...with the slow cooker!!...it's one of those things that's in a grey area when it comes to my intellectual homemakers group...it's a timesaver, but it's not a secret...our motto is "never let on"...but with the slow cooker, many people know it's a timesaving/cheating/lazy way to cook...i picked the easiest recipe in the book and it had canned ravioli added at the end along with frozen peas...sounds tasty doesn't it?...the ravioli was as fake dumplings, so i figure it passes the test...

...the date for my hockey debut is looming, so i thought i would try on my gear...don't buy your gear from the thrift store!...thank god i tried it on here, because the game would be over before i was dressed if i hadn't had this dry run...the pants were for someone much slimmer than your little lulu, the shin pads for someone about a foot taller, the shoulder pads for someone aromatically challenged, and the face mask for someone with no chin and jaw...i figure when the opposition sees me, they will be laughing so hard that i'll be able to skate by them and score...i love that word, score...i haven't scored in so long, it's like i'm a born again virgin!