...screw bed rest...i may stay in bed, but i am going to amuse myself here all day long...so before i am otherwise engaged...i will share one of my best christmas secrets with you...to you, in your corner of the world, from me, in my little corner of the world...first, hide the kids...no! that's not the secret, although i have tried that and it works...for a while...i mean don't let the kids read this...
...take several sheets of newspaper, put a folded garbage bag under for protection from leaks, and pour out a can of black beans on to the papers (not refried beans, or the kids will think the reindeer are lactose intolerant)...it looks exactly like reindeer poop!! if you're like me, and enjoy freaking the kids out, pick some up and pop it in your mouth (NB. always confirm that the stuff in your hands is black beans and not real reindeer poop ~ the real stuff smells a little different and tastes AWFUL!)...
...so, i pull the plug on my connection to your corner of the world and retire to bed, in my little corner of the world, to amuse myself...as always...lulu xox
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