Monday, December 28, 2009

...i used to be domesticated...

...hope you are starting to feel better as all that overeating shifts through your body...i got a super gift from my friends at "the international association of intellectual homemakers'...it's oil for my little burner and get this...it's called "air dried linen"...makes my house smell like i have just done heaps of ironing...god they are good!...

...before katie potato sprung from my loins, i had a long stretch of insomnia, so late in the wee hours, i would do ironing, obsessively...i ironed everything except socks...sometimes i put so much starch on the sheets they crackled when i climbed into bed and i walked a little funny from my stiff underwear (don't even go there, degenerates!)...

...well after my kp was born, there was no time for ironing, of anything...this lasted for quite a while, until katie potato went to nursery school and pointed to the play ironing board and asked, "mommy, what's that??"...nailed...so i ironed more frequently after that, but mostly only stuff the nursery school moms would see...that was my ticket into "the international association of intellectual homemakers"...


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