it's not what you think...really...i didn't fall back into bed for the day again...i missed yesterday because i was in the slammer!!...my lawyer has told me not to speak of the matter while it is before the courts...
...actually...lulu was arrested once...not arrested - held for questioning...and certainly not in my little corner of the world...i'm sure it was just a big misunderstanding or something...maybe a case of mistaken identity...but scary none the less...
...my co-accused, actually the accused, since i was only held for questioning and not arrested, is in heaven now, no- it wasn't the electric chair, so i will speak of the incident...i was just sitting on the couch, minding my own business when BANG! the door bursts open and these guys with guns drawn barge in...scared the shit out of me...maybe more like i was sure i was peeing my pants (flare leg levis, the style at the time)...then this guy starts frisking me and says he is looking for my 'luger'...i thought he was perverted or something...i had absolutely no idea what 'my luger' was, but if it was anything like my g-spot, good luck finding it!...
...next i was handcuffed to my friend...me 5'9" tall, her 5'2" with the same hands, which meant while we rode in the shiny police car (sans siren), my arm was out of it's socket to reach across to her...on arrival at the station, (thankfully women's equality was only just starting to kick in) there was no angie dickinson (google it kids) kinda cop there, so i didn't get strip searched...oh and i was allowed to pee by myself, although by that time i don't think i would have cared who was watching...
...the 'chatting' began with the 'good cop', everybody's friend, kinder and sweeter than a little old lady...only too soon to be followed by the 'bad cop'...oh it is so true kids...good cop, bad cop...i would think they should give you the 'bad cop' first and then you would be so glad to be with your new friend, the 'good cop' ,that you would willingly spill the beans...not that i had any beans to spill...
...now at that very hour, i was supposed to be picking my aunt up at work, so mr. bad cop phones her and says, "your niece has been arrested and won't be coming to pick you up, you'll have arrange another ride home"...to which my aunt gleefully replied, "oh, good one, who is this?" bc "it's sgt. bad cop from the police department" aunt, "you're too funny...almost had me there..." bc "this IS sgt. bad cop from the police dept.!" aunt "no really, you're good...now tell lulu i'll see her when she gets here"....i thought mr. bad cop was going to explode, he was mad as hell!...he then held the receiver in front of my face and said tell her you won't be picking her up, which i did and he then slammed down the receiver...i expected to be tied to a chair after that, but he just left...and then after leaving me sitting in a room by my self for an hour, the 'good cop' entered and said "we have no business with you, you're free to go"...whew...by the way, where is my luger?? 'feloniuosly' yours, lulu
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