...happy dec 27th...yesterday was boxing day and in my little corner of the world, we do just that...BOXING! back in the day, i was a pretty skilled boxer, today, not so much...so your little lulu is sporting 2 black eyes and a fat lip...loser?...no kids, there are no losers (except richard simmons and he chooses to be!)...the nice thing is that today, there are no hard feelings, just love, love, love in my little corner of the world...
...i suppose all of you got some lovely gifts...my favourites are the ones you can find many more uses for, other than what they are 'marketed' for...check this out...
sweater defuzzer
"Nothing says old and worn like ugly pills on sweaters, knits, and mufflers (my mechanic never mentioned that before). Revitalize your wardrobe favourites with this magic de-fuzzer. It's powerful safety-shielded rotary blades remove pills and pulls in seconds without harming the knit (or the environment). Leaves garments smooth and re-newed. Features ergonomic design for easy handling, quick-empty pill tank and blade cover. Complete with elegant chrome bezel and a faceted crystal accent at the power button."
...doesn't come with a headlight but you can't expect them to think of everything...so, i figure i can use it for sweaters and the like, but my mind wanders and wonders, what else can i use this beauty for?...the easy one of course, is peaches (and kiwi fruit), then maybe my sideburns and hairy chin (i think it would take only the hair and leave the wrinkles intact), or did you ever know one of those people with a big, long, fat whisker poking out of a mole on their face? "here, let me get that for you"...probably intimate areas scheduled for hair removal (crap, no razor offers features like this!), taking the mould off bread and cheese...it boggles the mind...and my mother thought she only gave me a sweater de-fuzzer...
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