i have exciting news for you...i got a new vacuum cleaner on the weekend!! (questions...how come expensive vacuums have a head light?? am i supposed to be vacuuming in the dark? sort of like those people on csi always arriving at crime scenes with only a flashlight to look for clues?? in my mind, if you can come up with something as great as dna analysis, you would think when they first arrive at the murder scene, they would just turn on the lights?? if the vacuum light is for looking under beds and in nooks an crannies, that would be a waste. people don't lay on the floor to look under the bed and see what the vacuum has lit up, do they?? and stuff in nooks and crannies BELONGS in nooks and cranies...oh...and can you buy replacement headlights for your vacuum cleaner when the original wears out?? and doesn't it hurt the environment using the extra energy of the headlight when you don't need it?? like vacuuming in the DAYTIME?? just wondering.....)

... oh yeah....my new vacuum...it's got one of those clear dirt catcher thingys.....i've never experienced anything more orgasmic in my whole life!! you should see all the dirt that came out of my rug...i was overwhelmed!! i had to keep vacuuming and then looking into the clear canister to see what treasures i had found...and then...spent...i would have to sit down...all the while, my mind was racing, searching for more cruddy places in my house to suck up into the dream machine...i do worry, that when (more likely IF) my house gets clean, i will slip out at night (maybe there IS a reason for the light...) and intrude on other peoples' dirty rugs to get my fix...i guess that's when i will need to go to safeway and speak to....'the rug doctor'......!