i'm off to watch ice hockey tonight...yes...lulu was once a superstar, but i try to keep that confidential....no sense in upsetting the wanna beeeesss....thinking about hockey brought back memories of road trips past...my team mates were very, very, bad influences on me....on one trip, the bad girls left me back at the hotel to hold fort while they took over the local bar...what to do by myself at the hotel?...shake the magic fingers coin box (for those of you who don't know what magic fingers is, i will not explain because not knowing must be making your imagination run wild...into dirty places!)...what a lot of money!!...my analytical mind kicked in...the money inside the box was held in a paper cup...very high tech eh??...i borrowed a pair of tweezers from the girl with the unibrow, and slowly ripped the paper cup and pulled it out of the box....all i had to do after that was shake all the money out of the crack (the crack on the box!)....it took a very long time, but at last the big pile of loot was mine....i started to worry that if the box was totally empty, they would know the money had been stolen......so, i put lots of money back in...through the coin slot....which meant....the bed ran for 2 days straight!!!!...to this day, ANYTHING that vibrates, sends me rushing out of the room!!!...i learned a big lesson from this expeience.....crime only pays if you don't put the money back into the vibrating bed...."put in a quarter, turn out the light, magic fingers make you feel alright.." jimmy buffett