Tuesday, October 20, 2009

sorry....but i just have a few more questions about headlights....why are they called headlights when they are not on your head, they don't look like heads, they don't give h....oh sorry...and why do they put headlights on ride-on lawnmowers?? are you supposed to wait until dark and then try to secretly mow the lawn so the neighbours don't know?? in my little corner of the world, only the driver wears earplugs, not the sleeping neighbours...and when we want to hide things from the neighbours, we walk softly and carry night vision goggles (not that i would know)....if curiousity killed my cat (his name was spooner, not because he liked to 'spoon', but because he had a penchant for stealing my teaspoons out of the diswasher when i was otherwise occupied) it was only because he was checking out what the hell ted was doing mowing his damn lawn in the middle of the night!!! sucks to be spooner......


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