...we started out with cocktails (why are they called cock tails when it is something you drink??)....tequila cesears, rimmed with hot chick spice company gomashio, with limes and cucumber spears...for the kids we leave the hot sauce out...next was kolbassa...lots of it, and exceptionally good quality....cheese followed...every kind imaginable (except that bizarre orange/red cone of cheese that my sister buys in france....sucks to be french)...which came first? the chicken or the egg? which came first? the cheese or the cracker? definitely the chesse!!....desert followed, pie....not pumpkin pie....spanikopita....spinach pie!!...turkey free dinner means none of those relatives snoozing in your easy chair from an overdose of tryptophan.....no 'let's put the turkey neck on sleeping uncle joe's lap and snap a picture'....i thought long and hard (that's good right?) about what i am thankful for....
....firstly, i am thankful i am not lactose intolerant!!!...i am thankful that diapers are available in women's XXL (even though i am not lactose intolerant)....oh (just for my dental friend jane) i am thankful for dental floss (yes jane...i floss twice a day!)....chocolate milk from safeway for my coffee....i am thankful that there are still more nice people than assholes in the world, let's keep it that way!!!...i enjoy being pretty and witty, but most of all....i enjoy being gay!!....so kids think of the things you are thankful for now that the tryptophan has worn off, and work exceptionally hard on the asshole thing....stay strong, fly the flag, cheers lulu xoxox
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