i have grave concerns about the training these fresh faced young new mcdonald's employees receive.... on the bibs.....yes....mcdonald's has free bibs!....the bibs are covered in some strange characters....they look a lot like characters out of stephen king novels!....slightly demonic...in a mchappy sort of way!...well...the young employees have no idea who these characters are or why they are on the bib...no training whatsoever about these disturbing images!...hold on to your kid's hand a little tighter from now on when you go to mcdonald's and if you have to use a bib (i didn't of course!) place it with the images on the inside, out of sight of these young impressionable minds!.....

...just one other thing while mcdonald's is occupying precious space in my head...what is with the new decor??? have you seen it?? wtf times 10!!! it's like some strange acid flashback from the sixties (not that i would know)....i'd be careful if i were you....timothy leary is not dead...he's alive and working for mcdonald's as an interior designer!!!...and a fireplace?? good god!...isn't it time they learned that flames are for the burger!!....they should move the fireplace into the back and bring the microwave out front! we already chop years off our lives every time we go there...and...

...i have a sneaking suspicion that they put highly addictive secret chemicals in their food....why else would we get "big mac attacks"??....it can't all be explained by 'marijawanna'....admit it...their food is bad with a capital B...yet we will eagerly go in there to get our fix....and...the saddest thing of all...we will roll into the drive through and sit for an hour waiting for it...in my little corner of the world, we have accepted mcd's as a nesessary evil...can't have all our locals 'jonesin' for mchappy (prozac comes to mind) meals or come bergers (viagra)...oops.... sorry...filet of fish...becuase some drugs were slipped in their mcflurry (ecstasy).....hope i haven't spoiled your appetite....stay strong, don't fall for any of their evil twisted ways, cheers, lulu