...well kids, the buddha got shaved, really shaved...i won't post any photos as he is quite embarrassed about it... he has taken to wearing dark glasses and a floppy hat...i think he's more embarrassed that he doesn't have the twins anymore...used to be pretty cocky (no pun intended) when he had jimmy and the twins swinging in the breeze for all to see...since he got neutered ( i told him he was going to go to the vets to get 'tutored'...not quite the lesson he was hoping for!)...i think he feels he has lost one, well two actually, of his dominant features...still, jimmy is no small fry, looks like a 5th leg or a tail, no, it's bigger than his tail, must be a 5th leg!...
...gone are the days when he would swagger into the vets to see the semen collector...what kind of job is that anyway..."hi honey, i'm home...oh, work was great, i jerked off 6 dogs today, how was your day?"...anyway, now that he isn't making donations at the vet, he's not keen on going there. he'll never go back now, because there is only one thing left to 'snip'...maybe dr. wannemaker can help him get through this tough time...she's a bitch!...just kidding dr. w...xox
ps...the buddha has just requested that until his hair has grown back, i am to call him 'stephen'...
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