...cocktail partying always end up with the conversation at some point turning to who's 'gay' and who's 'straight'...oh and for my friend jeanette, the worst of all, this freaks her right out...who is 'bi'...in my little corner of the world, we think all people are all things and it just comes down to who you love...
...i am tired of terms and labels used to describe a person's sexuality...but, since i can't seem to make that change, i am adding to the problem, with a solution, so at least if someone is getting labeled for their sexuality, it is a little more specific and has a few more categories...and, because i had the highest mark (99%) in my medical terminology class at the college, i feel i am more than qualified to perform this task...
aer(o) - air, gas - aerosexual ~ does the sexual version of air guitar...most often performs alone...
articul(o) - joint - articulosexual ~ wants only very flexible sexual partners, a lot of circus performers fall into this group...
blephar(o) - eyelid - blepharosexual ~ will only particpate in sex if ALL eyes are closed, that means of all participants, all photos and paintings on the walls, and all pets, including fish...
chlor(o) - denoting a green colour - chlorosexual ~ is only attracted to people wearing all green, the irish, martians, or alligator purses...
dynam(o) - force, energy, power - dynamosexual ~ is too much for most people, has a 'hard' time finding partners strong enough to last their charge...
ect(o) - outside - ectosexual ~ will only participate in sexual relations out of doors (these people frequently get rashes and ant bites)...
halluc - to wander in mind - hallucosexual ~ a person who only has imaginary sex...not to be confused with masturbation, which is alone sex outside of your head...
myc(o) - fungus - mycosexual ~ only sexually attracted to mushrooms...these people spend a lot of time in the dark and damp and usually have a slight manure smell to them...
normo - normal - normosexual ~ normal sexuals...whatever the hell that is!!...
pachy - thick - pachysexual ~ i don't know if this is an attraction to people that are a bit thick, or whether they like to have sex with elephants...
poly - a duality - polysexual ~ is only sexually attacted to twins...
pseudo - false or fake - pseudosexual ~ only attracted to people who fake the big one (think when harry met sally)...
quadr(i) - four - quadrisexual~ will only have sex in foursomes...
scoli(o) - twisted - scoliosexual ~ your classic pervert...
therm(o) - heat - thermosexual ~ only participates in hot sex...
xen (o) - foreign, different - xenosexual ~ only has sex with foreigners or oddballs...
...so those of you who like to wear or give labels, here are some new and exciting options for you, and i think you may have to get to know a person a little better before you can accurately label them...all real living is meeting...
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