...good morning...i am not a religious person (i know, it is hard to believe)...so..i look to other things, and faces, and places for guidance...one of my favourite things is to follow life in alphabetic order...so i thought i'd share with you how to eat your way through a loaded brunch buffet, it's easy and quite simply, delicious...avacado, bean salad, ceviche, dim sum, eggs benny (with lox no less), french toast, ginger beef, hash browns, indian curry, juices, kolbassa, lasagna, mussels, noodles, oranges, prawns, q...went to the restroom, roast beef, salmon, tea, uncooked sushi, vegetables, waffles, xyz...too full....
...i love to give gifts...and when it came time to buy a gift for my friend's anniversary...i looked over the tradional and modern lists of what gift you give for each year, and i thought how unoriginal, how unispiring...so lulu has come up with my list of gifts for which year...first off, there is one gift that covers any year, and that is cement...nothing says forever like cement...so even though i have put it down for the first anniversary, i feel it is an appropriate gift any time!
first....cement (nothing says forever like cement)
fifth...couples bungy jumping (guaranteed to support that feeling of togetherness)
tenth...bath paint by numbers for lovers (they touch the parts that most old married couples would rather forget)
twenty fifth...please forgive me cards, two each (for the she/he means nothing to me moments in life, the something just came over me, it will never happen again)
fiftieth...the couples set of ipod pacemakers (with the optional random/shuffle setting, to put some of that spark back into your life )
fifty first and on....whatever the home will allow them to have, but remember, nothing says forever like cement...and name tags never go out of style...
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