i've tried to keep it a secret, closeted away, hoping that the outside world would never know...but...i can't take the strain of living a life of lies anymore...i hate christmas....that's right, i hate christmas...today i just lost it...i had to be restrained at the walmart for trying to kick the animated santa in his jingle kris kringle bells!! maybe one i could have handled (santa, not security guard) but 3 all singing at the same time, different songs, and ho ho-ing at me...i just lost it!!...and the whole santa thing...he's a creepy old man that lap dances children for god sakes!
last year, i made santa sit on my knee...
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