...well kids, after much fondling, and stroking, and pulling on the hose...i bought a new vacuum...i was so sad because my other one packed it in, but...screw that!!!....this vacuum is beyond lovely...there are no words to describe it!!...i have my speed dial set for the paramedics because i fear my heart my give out with this much excitement...oh it is the orgasmatron for sure...i don't know if i can take anymore!!...the hose on this one is huge...the headlight is one of those xenon kind you find on expensive cars (that's how i know which cars to hit in the dark)...it has a snooze button, so you can fold it flat, send it under the bed to do it's thing, and it will wake you up...who could sleep though, it was just like the magic fingers were under there...anti lock brakes and cruise control are standard, along with more bells and whistles than you could shake a stick at...and this one has a name...'hoover'....my lawnmower came with a name too, 'murray'...he's a happy lawnmower...i love murray...he doesn't have a headlight, so he sleeps through the night...
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