a sad day....

it's a sad day in my little corner of the world...my vacuum cleaner died...i was so attached to it...and derived so much pleasure from it...i can't bear the thought of breaking in a replacement...i'll settle for nothing less than the 'orgasmatron'....it needs the unnecessary head light, mag wheels, dual exhausts, see through dirt catcher, rack and pinion steering, air shocks, and a musical programable horn....oh and an alarm!! i'll start my search tomorrow...

...did you ever hear the unusual tale of the "nimbus 2000"?? it was a toy version of dear harry potter's broom....well, this 'nimbus 2000' was pretty special...when you rode on it it vibrated...they had to recall it, because, it was too much of a good thing...one woman said, "it's a great toy, not only does my young daughter like it, but her teenage sister and all her friends like it too!"....

...in my little corner of the world, all the fir trees drop needles...well, i was doing a blow job on the driveway and it occurred to me, why not do a blow job inside the house...so that's what i did...i took my leaf blower in the house...it was a great help, with my vacuum having passed on and all...in fact, i may do this all the time, you can dust, sweep, put stuff away and rearrange furniture all in one fast swoop...