here in my little corner of the world, we are not immune (no pun intended as you will see later..) from some of the problems and evils that lurk out there for the rest of the world...and...no matter how nice and kind hearted a person is, there are still those occasional times when we get cross (pissed off) and some of us handle the situation a little better than others...
...becky and sue-ann, were both bidding on a beautiful carpet at the silent auction and at the last second, just as sue-ann was lighting up like a christmas tree and getting ready to 'na ~ na' becky because she was the top bidder, becky jumped up, vaulted right over the table and upped her bid, before the timer ran out...the air was blue!! sue-ann was really, really, really 'cross'...things eventually calmed down and they shook hands and made out...oops..made up!....
...now, becky was a creature of habit...every saturday morning she would be the first one at the bank machine to deposit her weekly check...sue-ann went down on friday night and put "burn your ass off hot sauce" on the first deposit envelope in the stack...the reaction when becky licked it...never seen anything like it in my whole life...except pokeman stadium N 64, where if the pokeman gets wasabe intsead of sushi, oh boy!! ( i always wanted to lose, just to see the guy run around with his head on fire!)...right after that the bank put in self adhesive envelopes, and rightly so, licking the old ones, crap, they could have had anything on them!!.. i can see the picture in your head right now and it isn't pretty...
.....as i said earlier, we are not immune from outside influences...like politicians!!...well, wouldn't you know, my little corner of the world was represented by walter robinson...and for the kids reading, i'm sorry, but the only way to say it...he was a right royal asshole and bigot and and racist and homophobe!!!...he believed that immigrants, people of colour, gays, and probably any other group he could hate should be made to work in the back of the store...(apparantly, his ancestors didn't immigrate, so that would explain his monkey brain)...
...i just love people that follow the same old dull routine...for a while, i worked at the bakery, and walter would come to town and pick up blueberry pies that he would order ahead of time...little gay lulu worked at the bakery, get this, in the back, with a lovely asian girl and a nice chap from ireland...we decided, to lick our finger and stick it in each pie before he picked them up each week...all i can say is "be careful what you wish for as it just may come true"...one day that fat bastard is going to wake up as a gay, asian man, with a thick irish accent!!...
oh yes...i almost forgot...immune...the panic about the H1N1 virus, has reached my little corner of the world too...personally, i think it is just a scare like the last outbreak R2D2....i am puzzled by all these anti- bacterial products....is the anti-bacterial treatment supposed to protect the product?? geez...why would soap need to be protected by anti-biotics? and my favourite purchase...an antibacterial pen!...is that to proctect the pen from me, or me from the pen...now, it's anti viral kleenex...what are you supposed to do with them? just pull them out of the box and rub them all over your body?...i am not afraid of germs...in fact in my household, if something hits the floor, the three seconds rule? god no...if it hits the floor in my little corner of the world, we have the 15 minute rule...if 'the buddha' doesn't get it first....hope i haven't spoiled your appetite....cheers, lulu
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